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Sep 16, 2010

Ben Quayle's 'daily schedule' goes public (VIDEO)

Ben Quayle recently told 3TV that he “absolutely” wants to debate but campaign logistics are holding up the scheduling. As further proof, a copy of Ben’s grueling daily schedule has been released to the public. No wonder there’s no time to debate!

Ben Quayle - Daily Campaign Schedule

10:00 – 10:30 AM: Wake-up, get ready.
Notes: Out of Frosted Flakes, order the maid to go buy more -- this time with a prize!

10:30 – 11:00 AM: Web surfing time.
Notes: Use new password Nik gave me to get around Dad’s cybersecurity filters

11:00 – 11:15 AM: Fundraising meeting with Dad.
Reminder: Don’t ask questions. Dad gets upset.

11:15 – 11:30 AM: Check schedule to see if I have time to debate.
Notes: I’m really very busy

11:30 AM – 12:30 PM: Gym
Reminder: Upper body, focus on abs

12:30 – 1:00 PM: Shower
Reminder: Wear the power suit that has the shoulder pads. Gotta look grown-up

1:00 – 2:00 PM: Lunch – Stingray Sushi
Notes: Trainer says soy paper has fewer carbs

2:00 – 2:05 PM: Check schedule to see if I have time to debate.
Notes: It still feels like I’m way busy

2:05 – 2:30 PM: Private tutoring session (Arizona 101).
Reminder: Ask tutor about those cities north and west of Scottsdale

2:30 – 2:45 PM: Tynwald Capital.
Reminder: Make sure Dad’s deposit into company went through so I can collect paycheck

3:00 – 4:00 PM: Play with Louie the Dog. My favorite campaign expenditure!

4:00 – 4:30 PM: Private tutoring session (Congress 101).
Reminder: Ask tutor about D.C. club scene. It better not be lame!

4:30 – 5:00 PM: Check in with Dad on fundraising
Reminder: Don’t tell Dad I plan to go out tonight

5:00 – 5:02 PM: Check schedule to see if I have time to debate.
Notes: Dude, where does the time go?

5:15 – 6:15 PM: Nap

6:30 – 8:00 PM: Invite bros over to party (keep it cool. no cops).
Notes: Show them new drinking game I invented. Cross between Flip Cup and Beer Pong – Super Beer Flip Cup Pong!

8:00 – 9:30 PM: Dinner at Barcelona

10:00 – 11:30 PM: Pre-club partying.
Notes: Don't post any photos to Facebook this time!

11:30 PM – 2:00 AM: Hit the Scottsdale clubs.
Notes: Dad’s folks following me, can’t let them catch me out like last time. Call for black Town Car to drive me home.

2:30 AM: Maid tucks me in.
Notes: Tomorrow, I’ll think some more about debating. LOL!!!